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The market moves
while you’re away.
We watch prices, large on-chain transfers and SEC filings, and send you one message when something actually happens. Nothing to install, no exchange keys, no orders placed on your behalf — and no predictions.
What almost nobody publishes
We tested 9 strategies.
1 held up on data they had never seen.
We publish the rest too.
We ran each of our 9 strategies on every pair and timeframe we have history for, and 83 combinations produced enough alerts (at least 100) to judge. Each was compared with what random timing gives on the same data. 6 passed — and about 2 would pass by luck alone, which is why passing once is not enough: so far 1 held up again on pairs and periods they had never been tested on. 25 more combinations had too few alerts to say anything. All of them are listed below.
strategies, each one explained in plain English before you buy.
combinations of strategy, pair and timeframe, measured on two years of data.
passed the test against random timing. With this many tests a couple pass by luck, so we re-test them on data they have never seen: only what holds up again carries our badge.
alerts minimum before we quote a percentage at all. Below that a number is noise wearing a suit.
Why the ones that failed matter. A strategy that doesn’t beat chance isn’t a broken product — it’s a finding, and hiding it would make the others worthless. You can use any of them on any pair you like; we just won’t pretend we measured an edge we didn’t find.
Beating chance once is where the testing starts, not where it ends. A strategy only earns our badge after it holds up on data it has never seen, three separate times. 9 ideas went in. One came out. See every number, including the ones that didn’t work →
Four tools, one account
Each one watches something,
and tells you when it moves.
That’s the whole idea. Nothing to install: they run on our servers and reach you by email or Telegram.
Signals
CryptoWatchesone technical condition, chosen by you from 9 measured strategies, on any pair
Tells youthe moment one triggers, with entry, stop and target — and on Premium, how often that condition has actually held up
Radar
US stocks & cryptoWatchesevery document filed with the SEC, and large transfers on the chain
Tells youwhat happened in one plain sentence, with a link to the document or the transaction so you can check it yourself
AI Analyst
US stocks & fundsReadsthe annual reports and fund filings nobody opens, because they run to three hundred pages
Tells youwho actually pays the company, what it owns, what an ETF really holds — each figure with the filing it came from
Portfolio Tracker
Anything you holdReadsa screenshot of your holdings — no exchange connection, no API keys
Tells youwhat you own as one picture, priced at today’s market, with the real weights instead of the ones you think you have
AI Analyst and Portfolio Tracker together are €15.99 a month. All the prices in one place →
How it works
Three steps, and then it’s quiet.
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Subscribe to the tool you want
Payment goes through Stripe. We never see your card. Nothing gets downloaded — there is no installer, no licence file and no hardware lock, because everything runs on our side.
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Connect email, Telegram, or both
From your account page you pick the companies or pairs you care about, the kinds of events worth waking you up for, and where the alerts should land. One button connects Telegram; the email is the one you already signed up with.
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Get told when something happens
Nothing happens most of the time, and that’s the point. You’ll hear from us when a condition you asked about is actually met — and each alert carries the link or the levels you need to check it yourself.
A real alert, with the wording we actually send.
Boundaries
What we don’t do.
We never place an order
No auto-trading, no “autopilot”, no copy trading. We never ask for exchange API keys and we could not trade for you if you insisted. Every order is placed by you.
We never hold your money
We are not a broker, an exchange or a custodian. Your funds stay where they are; we only ever send you messages.
We don’t give advice
No personal recommendations, no portfolio management, no “buy now”. Our tools report conditions and documents; the decision is yours and nobody here knows your situation.
We don’t predict
No price targets, no forecasts, no confidence scores invented to look scientific. Where we publish a number, we also publish how it was measured and how big the uncertainty is.
We don’t track you
No invisible pixels in our emails to tell us whether you opened them, and no link that routes through us before going where it says. A service selling “check it yourself” can’t spy on who checks.
We don’t promise uptime we can’t keep
Exchanges go down, data providers lag, Telegram has bad days. If one of our tools stops working properly, you get a free month — written into the terms, not offered as a favour.
Before you ask
Fair questions.
Is there any software to install?
No. Everything runs on our servers and reaches you by email or Telegram. There is nothing to download, nothing to keep updated, and no licence key to lose.
Do I have to give you access to my exchange or broker?
No, and we would refuse it. We don’t take API keys, we don’t connect to accounts and we can’t place orders. Portfolio Tracker reads a screenshot you send it — that is as close as we get to your holdings.
Will this make me money?
We have no idea, and anyone who tells you otherwise is guessing or lying. What we can tell you is how often each measured condition has been followed by a move in the expected direction, compared with random timing, on two years of data — and where that difference was too small to call, we say so. Trading involves a real risk of losing money.
Can I cancel?
Any time, from your account page. You keep access until the end of the period you’ve already paid for, and nothing renews after that. No cancellation fee, no phone call, no retention offer.
What if a tool breaks?
Write to us. If one of our tools fails to deliver what the product page describes, you get a free month added to your subscription — including on the three-month plans, where it’s counted as one extra month. That’s in the terms, not a goodwill gesture.
Who is behind this?
One person in Italy, Giacomo Frassetto. Payments go through Stripe, with a receipt for every charge. Not a fund, not a trading desk, not a team of twelve in a stock photo.
Start here
Watch. Measure. Tell you.
That’s the whole job. Strategies measured against chance, two radars that report what already happened, an analyst that takes a company apart with the filings in hand, and a tracker that shows you what you own. Then we get out of the way.
We don’t predict the future. We read the present.